"My watchdog (I call her that because she knows within a few minutes
of the clock strike, when she should be fed or walked) got a burr in
her foot yesterday and then got it snagged on her muzzle trying to
pull it out...and she did the same thing today. You'd think that
if a dog always knows the time of day, that she could, at least,
remember her maw and her paw."
-Solomon Tall (7/11/20)
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